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Life Rule 385
If you have a husband, and if that husband wants to go for a plane ride, you cannot forbid the husband from enjoying his plane ride. The husband, as with the wife, makes his own decisions as to what activities he will partake in.
Buzz, February 05, 2012 | Score: 1 | Votes: 1 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 384
LET IT BE KNOW THAT BIG DICKS IN YOUR ASS ARE BAD FOR YOU HEALTH!!
Said, January 18, 2012 | Score: 1 | Votes: 1 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 383
I'm sorry, this just has to be said....Daniel Tosh is the funniest human being on earth......thank you.
Buzz, December 18, 2011 | Score: 3 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 382
Carpet should never be used in any part of any airport under any circumstances.
adam, November 28, 2011 | Score: 4 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 381
If you are pregnant and traveling on an airplane, you are not allowed to sit in the window seat. Because of your pregnancy, you are likely conditioned to go to the bathroom every 20 minutes meaning the two other people in the row are now subject to an in-flight Jazzercise class.
adam, November 10, 2011 | Score: 3 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 380
When a couple is traveling, they are never, in any instance, allowed to sit one in the aisle, one in the window with a stranger between them. They will, without a doubt, make the trip a living hell for the poor bastard between them.
adam, November 10, 2011 | Score: 3 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 379
As a passenger on an airplane, you can never tap the passenger in front of you on the shoulder (which brings up a whole other set of RULES about touching people) and ask that person to return their seatback to its upright position. Reclining your seat on an airplane is a universal right, and ONLY a uniformed crew member can deny a passenger that right.
Buzz, October 29, 2011 | Score: 4 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 378
When you are in a status meeting either over the phone or in a conference room and someone asks you "Is there anything else?". You cannot say "No, nothing else, except for blah, blah blah..."
Jim, December 16, 2010 | Score: 3.5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 377
Real Housewives of New Jersey is officially the greatest show on TV!!!!
Buzz, September 07, 2010 | Score: 1 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 376
If your gym has a nice 4 lane swimming pool, and all 4 lanes are being used by 4 different swimmers, NO you cannot ask to share a lane with one of the swimmers!!
Buzz, August 10, 2010 | Score: 1.75 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 375
Do not smoke near the entrances to a building where others will be entering and exiting.
faye, June 13, 2010 | Score: 4.5 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 374
Do not cut through other people's yards.
faye, June 13, 2010 | Score: 3.25 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 373
One is never allowed to wear a pair of running sneakers/flip flops with formal, fancy dress attire.
alex burroughs, May 01, 2010 | Score: 3 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 372
One is never allowed to talk on a 'Walkie-Talkie' style cell phone in public. The entire public community does NOT want to listen to your entire conversation, including the person whom is being talked to.
Dave, April 02, 2010 | Score: 4.2 | Votes: 5 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 371
If you\\\'re a male and of the age 40 or older, you\\\'re never allowed to dye your hair blonde.
Dave, April 02, 2010 | Score: 3.75 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 370
Don't own a dog if you're just going to tie it up all day not pay any attention to it.
alex burroughs, March 26, 2010 | Score: 5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 369
Dear US Government, don't send me a letter telling me I am going to get another letter in about a week. A perfect example of government waste.
Adam, March 17, 2010 | Score: 4.66667 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 368
If you are the US Gov't, you cannot mail out 120 million 2010 Census Forms with the word "Negro" printed on it.
Buzz, March 17, 2010 | Score: 4 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 367
If a woman carries a purse larger than a pen, then it must contain a pen.
Adam, March 14, 2010 | Score: 2.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 366
Clothes shall never be applied, in any situation, to any type of pet, ever.
Adam, March 13, 2010 | Score: 3.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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