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	Life Rule 365
	Never get into a pool with a "Killer" Whale.........
	Buzz, February 25, 2010 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 364
	If you are in a conversation and someone says "So and So told me about you", do not ever reply with "Hopefully it's all good"
	Jim, February 16, 2010 \| Score: 0 \| Votes: 0 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 363
	Don't follow someone into the bathroom at work and continue your conversation while they're sitting on the crapper.
	Steve-O, January 27, 2010 \| Score: 4.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 362
	Try to refrain from eating a bowl of spaghetti, or some other food that has the capability of looking really nasty when being shoveled into your gaping orifice, until AFTER shift change is over.
	Steve-O, January 27, 2010 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 361
	Buses should be prohibited from stopping at train tracks that are clearly out of service and have been for many years.
	Adam, January 22, 2010 \| Score: 3.66667 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 360
	If you are a snow plow driver, you are NOT allowed to drive 5 abreast with 4 of your other homo snow plow driver friends, taking EVERY available lane, along a 25 mile stretch of Rt 128 North, at 10 miles/hr!!!!!
	Buzz, January 20, 2010 \| Score: 2.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 359
	Do not have personal whispered conversations during a whole group work meeting.
	faye, January 14, 2010 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 4 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 358
	Read the rules sober - play the game drunk
	uncle neilie, January 11, 2010 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 4 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 357
	If someone makes a mistake, deal with it and then move on. It doesn't do any good to remind someone of their past mistakes over and over again. The past can't be changed and reminding someone of past failures only aggravates the situation.
	King Tut, January 11, 2010 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 356
	Never force someone to admit they didn't like something you cooked for them (especially if they are trying to be discreet about not liking it) by sayingrn"What's the matter, didn't you like the..."
	Mike, January 06, 2010 \| Score: 3.66667 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 355
	Never give someone ties or socks for their birthday.
	alex burroughs, January 02, 2010 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 354
	You are only allowed to wear a santa hat from the start if the 12 days before Christmas to New Year's. Never any other time.
	alex burroughs, December 29, 2009 \| Score: 2.8 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 353
	When leaving a voice message, never state in the message, ‘I’ve got a question for you, please call me back. By stating this, the purpose of the voice message is being defeated. The proper voice message would be to just ask the question directly.
	Dave, December 25, 2009 \| Score: 2.6 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 352
	If you are seriously considering taking your gold, putting it in an envelope and mailing it to "CASH FOR GOLD,"... STOP. Call a financially responsible friend and ask for complementary guidance.
	Adam, December 21, 2009 \| Score: 4.4 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 351
	George Lopez should not be allowed on television under any circumstances, ever.
	Adam, December 18, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 350
	When putting on your coat or jacket and there are others in your vicinity, always look behind you before putting your arm in the sleeve.
	Jim, December 14, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 349
	If you enter an elevator and there is at least one other person on it (but not so many that you have to squeeze in) take note of which floor they have presssed. If they will be exiting prior to your departure, then step to the back or to the side prior to elevator reaching the floor, so the person does not have to say "Excuse Me"
	Jim, November 30, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 348
	If you happen to say something inappropriate when you don't mean to and it deserves a "thats what she said" comment, wait for someone else to say it . Don't say it yourself.
	alex burroughs, November 29, 2009 \| Score: 3.83333 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 347
	If you're selling your house and put together an open house , get rid of as many personal items as you can . (This includes picture frames of friends and family , pictures your kids drew hung on your refrigerator, toys..etc.)
	Alex Burroughs, November 22, 2009 \| Score: 4.125 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 346
	Never get a tattoo unless you plan to keep your body in good physical condition. If you have a tattoo and you're fat, you just look silly.
	Buzz, November 18, 2009 \| Score: 2.83333 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)

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