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Unacceptable Proposed Rules

If a proposed rule has 20 votes and a score less than 3, is a duplicate or the founders find it inappropriate, it is named Unacceptable. It is banished to this page and voting rights are removed.

There are 13 unacceptable rules


	Life Rule 83 \| Unacceptable
	A urinal is not an outlet for conversation.
	Founder's Explanation
	Please see Life Rule 33.
	Adam, March 24, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 7 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (2)


	Life Rule 112 \| Unacceptable
	You can't tell how deep the well is by the handle on the pump !!
	Founder's Explanation
	Although we agree with this metaphor, its more wisdom than rule.
	dr bubba, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 1.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (5)


	Life Rule 113 \| Unacceptable
	If you've met someone you don't like you don't know him ( or her ) well enough.
	Founder's Explanation
	Although this is a good piece of wisdom, it's not really a rule.
	dr bubba, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2 \| Votes: 2 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (6)


	Life Rule 125 \| Unacceptable
	Beauty is not on the inside.
	Founder's Explanation
	Although this may be true, this is not a rule.
	The Boss, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (2)


	Life Rule 147 \| Unacceptable
	If you are the first car at a red light, pay attention. Do not decide to put on makeup, text or write a novel while waiting for the light to turn and make everyone behind have to beep their horns at you.
	Founder's Explanation
	Sorry, this rule is a repeat of an already proposed life rule, Life Rule number 28.
	alexash, May 23, 2009 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (2)


	Life Rule 160 \| Unacceptable
	While in a long line at any fast food/coffee outlet please take advantage of that time to consider your purchase. Don't wait until you get to the head of the line to think about what you're going to buy.
	Founder's Explanation
	A duplicate, please see Life Rule 97.
	Ian, June 08, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 6 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (1)


	Life Rule 189 \| Unacceptable
	I don't know who this "Randy Fitz" dude is, but he must IMMEDIATELY be booked on a 50 city speaking/comedy tour, followed by an earnest run for the White House! If you're looking for a "rule" here, its that everyone should model their manner of thinking and conduct after this yet to be discovered genius.
	Founder's Explanation
	Still not a rule.
	Buzz, June 21, 2009 \| Score: 0 \| Votes: 0 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (0)


	Life Rule 199 \| Unacceptable
	Never chew a pickle with a little slap and tickle.
	Founder's Explanation
	This is not a rule, like the handle on the pump thing.
	rinpoche, June 23, 2009 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (0)


	Life Rule 200 \| Unacceptable
	If your bum smells worse than your pits, it's time to change your underwear.
	Founder's Explanation
	This is not a rule that can be readily applied to someone that you see in violation, unless you are actually smelling their ass for them. If that's the case, you have bigger problems buddy.
	rinpoche, June 23, 2009 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (1)


	Life Rule 202 \| Unacceptable
	If you pass gas while lying next to someone in bed, the polite thing to do is to pull the covers over their head.
	Founder's Explanation
	You would need to rephrase this to actually be a rule that people could use.
	rinpoche, June 23, 2009 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (1)


	Life Rule 203 \| Unacceptable
	Save the drama for your mama.
	Founder's Explanation
	This is not a rule, like the handle on the pump thing.
	rinpoche, June 23, 2009 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 1 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (0)


	Life Rule 221 \| Unacceptable
	When on train, bus, etc, never start listening to your ringtones and annoy everybody.
	Founder's Explanation
	A repeat, please see Life Rule 47
	Alex Burroughs, June 28, 2009 \| Score: 0 \| Votes: 0 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (1)


	Life Rule 232 \| Unacceptable
	If you fart really loudly in public, yell out, "catch that and paint it green!"
	Founder's Explanation
	Were going out on a limb here and saying that this rule is not making the cut. It doesn't make sense. Life Rules should have some sort of applicability and should make sense.
	rinpoche, June 30, 2009 \| Score: 1.8 \| Votes: 5 \| Unacceptable, voting closed. \| Send \| Print \| Comments (0)