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	Life Rule 85
	If you own a truck that is raised so high that you can't actually pull anything or place anything easily in the bed, then you should not tell people you own a truck. Instead, you should tell them you own a big useless, piece of shit carnival ride that you use to compensate for the fact that your penis is so small. This is especially true if said truck also has tinted windows.
	Adam, March 25, 2009 \| Score: 3.88889 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 84
	At this point in the progress of our society and planet, no cars from this point forward should be produced without automatic headlights.
	Adam, March 24, 2009 \| Score: 3.28571 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 82
	Radio advertisements with police sirens and horn-honking sounds are not allowed, ever.
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.85714 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 81
	At no time should men wear dress shoes/loafers with tassels on the outside.
	Peggy, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 80
	Again, quit talking about how great your kids are, honestly, nobody cares. We can't stress this enough.
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.88889 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 79
	When discussing your kids to other people, nobody really actually cares how great your kids are. Only if the other person asks will it warrant a detailed conversation about your kid(s).
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.375 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 78
	There is never a valid reason to modify your car with equipment that exceeds the initial value of the car (i.e. ’95 Honda Civic lowered, exhaust, carbon fiber hood, etc.).
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 77
	If the only photos you post on Facebook are ones that you took of yourself, you deserve to have no friends.
	Adam, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.75 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 76
	Once food has landed and dried on an article of clothing, it is no longer considered edible.
	Heather, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.77778 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 75
	After blowing one’s nose into a tissue, this immediately requires disposal of the tissue. Reuse or storing of tissue in pocket is unacceptable and unsanitary.
	Adam, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.875 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 74
	You cannot stand on your tip toes and lean over the sneeze guard in a sandwich shop to tell the employee what you want on your sandwich. The glass is there for a reason. Don't allow your children to do this, either.
	Renee, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 73
	If there is an empty seat between two people on an airplane, the seat and tray table are to be shared equally and cannot be claimed by either party.
	Renee, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.11111 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 72
	In the event of eating with a group, and one piece of food is left over, the maximum grace period of 5 minutes shall pass before said food is eaten by present party member. Any longer is considered too nice, and you should get new friends.
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.57143 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 71
	All airlines should prohibit customers from bring their small children and/or babies on domestic red-eye / overnight flights. It is bad enough we have to sleep sitting in a chair, crying babies are of no additional help.
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 70
	Toilet seats shall be made of only hard, white, sterile plastic. Wood or especially padded vinyl is unacceptable.
	Adam, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 69
	Carpet should never ever be installed as a flooring material in a bathroom.
	Adam, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.2 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 68
	Your underwear must not be visible from any outside angle of your body, unless you are a super hot chick and you want people looking at that (a.k.a you dont get mad when people stare). This excludes "granny panties."
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.11111 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 67
	There is never a valid reason to wear your slacks or jeans more than 2 inches below your belly button or below your hip line.
	Dave, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 66
	When driving above 35 mph, never clean your windshield with wiper fluid if another car is behind you, especially on the freeway.
	Peggy, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 65
	If and when breast feeding on an airplane, do not use breast that is located closest to stranger. If sitting in the middle seat, use your gender judgment.
	Adam, March 23, 2009 \| Score: 3.57143 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)

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