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	Life Rule 128
	Do not drive a car with a dog, cat, or any other animal in your lap.
	Faye, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.09091 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 127
	Do not ask someone their political views and tell them you are "just curious" only to argue with them about why they are wrong.
	Faye, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.3077 \| Votes: 13 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 126
	Do not water your grass while it is raining.
	Faye, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.18182 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 124
	When on a date, limit your text messages to 1 per hour. If you're that interested in your phone, then end the date.
	The Boss, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2.71428 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 123
	You should never have bumper stickers left on your car from a previous election - especially if your candidate lost.
	The Boss, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 122
	When approaching someone working on a computer, be sure to make a noise or give warning that you are approaching well before you are able to see their screen.
	randyfitz, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.8 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 121
	Do not comment on the items other people have in their shopping cart. In fact, it's best not to look.
	randyfitz, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.11111 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 120
	If someone asks you "How's it going?" in passing, you have exactly the amount of time it takes to pass each other to complete your answer.
	randyfitz, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 119
	If you have to use an email address to be on a mailing list for a social activity like a softball team or fantasy football league and you don't have your own (come on dude!) you must get one and may not use one belonging to your wife.
	mike, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2.58334 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 118
	If you commute on public transportation you may not use a bag that needs to be dragged behind you on wheels.
	mike, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.33333 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 117
	With the exception of a handshake when being introduced for the first time, no touching of any kind is appropriate in the workplace.
	mike, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 116
	Wrap a towel around your waist in the gym locker room. Nobody wants to see your balls in the sink while you're shaving. Or your bare ass in their face while they are putting on their socks.
	mike, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.38462 \| Votes: 13 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 115
	One should never talk on a cell phone in an elevator. Use the expression: "gotta go, I am jumping on an elevator" to help spread this rule.
	mike, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.33334 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 114
	The term potluck, which sounds as if you found a clean toilet in a public bathroom, should not be used to describe a gathering of friends who each bring a food dish.
	Adam, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2.45455 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 111
	No driving while inTEXTicating !!
	dr bubba, May 11, 2009 \| Score: 2.81818 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 110
	When on a first date, it is never acceptable for a man to order ONLY a salad for dinner. If you have a medical condition restricted solely to salad, then don't go out for dinner.
	The Boss, May 10, 2009 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 109
	When attending a social event with a significant other, refrain from acting as if you're in your bedroom at home. One kiss every 2 hours, or an occasion arm around the back will suffice. People know you're an item - don't make it more awkward. (Note: Playing with a significant other's hair in public is never allowed).
	The Boss, May 10, 2009 \| Score: 3.77778 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 108
	If your motorcycle helmet has some sort of astro-turf mow hawk attached to the top of it, you need to take it off immediately.
	Adam, May 10, 2009 \| Score: 3.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 107
	When in a professional work environment, men are never allowed to wear sandals which expose their toes. It does not matter if it is special casual day at work....never, ever
	Jim, May 10, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 106
	If in the event you are attacked by a swarm of bees, it is acceptable to leave your girlfriend behind.
	Adam, May 09, 2009 \| Score: 2.54545 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)

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