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	Life Rule 170
	It is not necessary to shake a persons hand upon first seeing them each day. The introductory handshake will suffice.
	Steve-O, June 12, 2009 \| Score: 3.625 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 169
	Never shake hands with someone while your hands are damp.
	randyfitz, June 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 168
	Never offer another person a piece of gum in mid-conversation unless you want them to think their breath is unbearable.
	randyfitz, June 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.44444 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 167
	Never wear socks with sandals.
	randyfitz, June 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 166
	At no time ever should you be forced to respond to the question "Do you want a car wash today?" before being allowed to pump your gas
	Jim, June 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 165
	At this point in the progress of our society, hotels should not charge for internet access.
	Adam, June 10, 2009 \| Score: 4.16667 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 164
	The oldest person in any establishment should not be the cashier.
	ralph, June 09, 2009 \| Score: 3.91668 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 163
	All other things being equal (functionality, cleanliness, odor…) whenever entering a public bathroom where there are either 3 or more urinals or stalls and there is no one else using said urinals or stalls, you must choose the urinal or stall closest to either end. Do not pick the one in the middle. This offers a patron entering after you the maximum possible distance between you and the urinal or stall they select.
	Jim, June 09, 2009 \| Score: 4.2 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 162
	Never wear a Yankees hat or shirt to a Red Sox game in Boston or a Red Sox hat or shirt to a Yankees game unless you have the expectation of getting really drunk and beat up at the game.
	King Tut, June 08, 2009 \| Score: 2.33333 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 161
	When you are in the mall or Disneyland or any crowded area, do not under any circumstances stop or walk backwards while you are in a river of walking people. Pull off to a safe location and then figure out where you are going and then reenter the stream of moving people.
	King Tut, June 08, 2009 \| Score: 4.45455 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 159
	As soon as you are finished with your phone call, your blue tooth headset must be removed from your ear immediately.
	Adam, June 07, 2009 \| Score: 4.27273 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 158
	You should only park in a handicapped parking space if you or a passenger (who is getting out of the car!) has a physical handicap that impairs mobility. A handicapped parking permit displayed in a vehicle does not automatically give everyone who rides in it this "privilege."
	aunt bev, June 05, 2009 \| Score: 4.3 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 157
	If you are about to run a meeting from your laptop, do not screw in the two tiny screws on the connector of the projector cable. This will only waste time and effort and will not affect the quality or reliability of the meeting.
	Adam, June 04, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 156
	When about to take a shower at the gym after exercising, you are prohibited from leaving your workout clothes and, more specifically, your soiled underwear on the locker room floor.
	Adam, June 03, 2009 \| Score: 4.3 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 155
	A man must lift the seat before urinating in a stall.
	Adam, May 28, 2009 \| Score: 3.91667 \| Votes: 12 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 154
	A scratch-off lottery ticket is not an acceptable gift. Nothing says Merry Christmas more than knowing that you will most likely receive zero dollars.
	dave, May 28, 2009 \| Score: 3.45455 \| Votes: 11 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 153
	If you are buying scratch tickets, do not stay at the counter, scratch them and redeem them while people are waiting in line behind you.
	faye, May 28, 2009 \| Score: 4.40001 \| Votes: 15 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 152
	If you are texting with other people around, silence the keys so they don't beep with every press of a button.
	faye, May 28, 2009 \| Score: 4.38462 \| Votes: 13 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 151
	Do not mow your lawn before 9:00 am.
	faye, May 26, 2009 \| Score: 4.07693 \| Votes: 13 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 150
	When someone is at their work desk and you need to do some work with them in their cube, do not sit directly behind them with your legs spread so wide that they are trapped...It makes people feel very uncomfortable...especially it if is two guys
	Jim, May 26, 2009 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)

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