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	Life Rule 377
	Real Housewives of New Jersey is officially the greatest show on TV!!!!
	Buzz, September 07, 2010 \| Score: 0 \| Votes: 0 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 376
	If your gym has a nice 4 lane swimming pool, and all 4 lanes are being used by 4 different swimmers, NO you cannot ask to share a lane with one of the swimmers!!
	Buzz, August 10, 2010 \| Score: 1.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 375
	Do not smoke near the entrances to a building where others will be entering and exiting.
	faye, June 13, 2010 \| Score: 4.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 374
	Do not cut through other people's yards.
	faye, June 13, 2010 \| Score: 3.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 373
	One is never allowed to wear a pair of running sneakers/flip flops with formal, fancy dress attire.
	alex burroughs, May 01, 2010 \| Score: 2 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 372
	One is never allowed to talk on a 'Walkie-Talkie' style cell phone in public. The entire public community does NOT want to listen to your entire conversation, including the person whom is being talked to.
	Dave, April 02, 2010 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 371
	If you\\\'re a male and of the age 40 or older, you\\\'re never allowed to dye your hair blonde.
	Dave, April 02, 2010 \| Score: 3.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 370
	Don't own a dog if you're just going to tie it up all day not pay any attention to it.
	alex burroughs, March 26, 2010 \| Score: 5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 369
	Dear US Government, don't send me a letter telling me I am going to get another letter in about a week. A perfect example of government waste.
	Adam, March 17, 2010 \| Score: 4.66667 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 368
	If you are the US Gov't, you cannot mail out 120 million 2010 Census Forms with the word "Negro" printed on it.
	Buzz, March 17, 2010 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 367
	If a woman carries a purse larger than a pen, then it must contain a pen.
	Adam, March 14, 2010 \| Score: 2.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 366
	Clothes shall never be applied, in any situation, to any type of pet, ever.
	Adam, March 13, 2010 \| Score: 3.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 365
	Never get into a pool with a "Killer" Whale.........
	Buzz, February 25, 2010 \| Score: 4.5 \| Votes: 4 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 364
	If you are in a conversation and someone says "So and So told me about you", do not ever reply with "Hopefully it's all good"
	Jim, February 16, 2010 \| Score: 2.5 \| Votes: 2 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 363
	Don't follow someone into the bathroom at work and continue your conversation while they're sitting on the crapper.
	Steve-O, January 27, 2010 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 362
	Try to refrain from eating a bowl of spaghetti, or some other food that has the capability of looking really nasty when being shoveled into your gaping orifice, until AFTER shift change is over.
	Steve-O, January 27, 2010 \| Score: 3.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 361
	Buses should be prohibited from stopping at train tracks that are clearly out of service and have been for many years.
	Adam, January 22, 2010 \| Score: 3.66667 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 360
	If you are a snow plow driver, you are NOT allowed to drive 5 abreast with 4 of your other homo snow plow driver friends, taking EVERY available lane, along a 25 mile stretch of Rt 128 North, at 10 miles/hr!!!!!
	Buzz, January 20, 2010 \| Score: 2.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 359
	Do not have personal whispered conversations during a whole group work meeting.
	faye, January 14, 2010 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 4 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 358
	Read the rules sober - play the game drunk
	uncle neilie, January 11, 2010 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 4 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 357
	If someone makes a mistake, deal with it and then move on. It doesn't do any good to remind someone of their past mistakes over and over again. The past can't be changed and reminding someone of past failures only aggravates the situation.
	King Tut, January 11, 2010 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 356
	Never force someone to admit they didn't like something you cooked for them (especially if they are trying to be discreet about not liking it) by sayingrn"What's the matter, didn't you like the..."
	Mike, January 06, 2010 \| Score: 3.66667 \| Votes: 3 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 355
	Never give someone ties or socks for their birthday.
	alex burroughs, January 02, 2010 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 354
	You are only allowed to wear a santa hat from the start if the 12 days before Christmas to New Year's. Never any other time.
	alex burroughs, December 29, 2009 \| Score: 3.16667 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 353
	When leaving a voice message, never state in the message, ‘I’ve got a question for you, please call me back. By stating this, the purpose of the voice message is being defeated. The proper voice message would be to just ask the question directly.
	Dave, December 25, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 352
	If you are seriously considering taking your gold, putting it in an envelope and mailing it to "CASH FOR GOLD,"... STOP. Call a financially responsible friend and ask for complementary guidance.
	Adam, December 21, 2009 \| Score: 4.5 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 351
	George Lopez should not be allowed on television under any circumstances, ever.
	Adam, December 18, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (6)


	Life Rule 350
	When putting on your coat or jacket and there are others in your vicinity, always look behind you before putting your arm in the sleeve.
	Jim, December 14, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 349
	If you enter an elevator and there is at least one other person on it (but not so many that you have to squeeze in) take note of which floor they have presssed. If they will be exiting prior to your departure, then step to the back or to the side prior to elevator reaching the floor, so the person does not have to say "Excuse Me"
	Jim, November 30, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 348
	If you happen to say something inappropriate when you don't mean to and it deserves a "thats what she said" comment, wait for someone else to say it . Don't say it yourself.
	alex burroughs, November 29, 2009 \| Score: 3.57143 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 347
	If you're selling your house and put together an open house , get rid of as many personal items as you can . (This includes picture frames of friends and family , pictures your kids drew hung on your refrigerator, toys..etc.)
	Alex Burroughs, November 22, 2009 \| Score: 4.125 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 346
	Never get a tattoo unless you plan to keep your body in good physical condition. If you have a tattoo and you're fat, you just look silly.
	Buzz, November 18, 2009 \| Score: 2.83333 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 345
	Never operate a vehicle in a manner that will require another driver to apply his/her brakes.
	Buzz, November 18, 2009 \| Score: 3.16667 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 344
	When you're at an intersection, don't argue with the car across from you for 5 minutes over who should turn first . !
	Alex Burroughs, November 13, 2009 \| Score: 3.85715 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 343
	If you know you have B.O or just smell bad because of any reason, do not go out in public without taking a shower first.
	Alex Burroughs, November 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.85715 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 342
	Do not feel guilty to keep bothering your waiter/waitress at a restaurant. It's his/her job to keep you as satisfied as possible. (Exception: Only bother him/her when they pass by your table. Do not shout for him/her)
	Alex Burroughs, November 11, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 341
	The world should be working to ban daylight savings time.
	Adam, November 04, 2009 \| Score: 3.71429 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 340
	Whenever in public outside, never spit on the ground while there's people around you . ( This includes saliva, gum, food, etc.)
	Alex Burroughs, November 04, 2009 \| Score: 3.25 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 339
	Men are never allowed to wear sandals with any type of dress attire, especially when it involves a wedding ceremony.
	Dave, October 24, 2009 \| Score: 3.57143 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 338
	If you put up Christmas lights for the Christmas season, after the season's over, take them off!
	Alex Burroughs, October 22, 2009 \| Score: 4.375 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 337
	If you make a mistake, you should be mature enough to acknowledge that you have made a mistake and provide a sincere apology to the injured parties. In addition to that you should make some personal sacrifice in order to fully seek atonement.
	King Tut, October 20, 2009 \| Score: 3.71428 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 336
	You may never wear a piece of silver and gold jewerly together .
	Alex Burroughs, October 17, 2009 \| Score: 2.77779 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 335
	At no time is it acceptable for one to drink/swish/gargle water through the use of one’s hand(s) at a public restroom sink.
	Dave, October 14, 2009 \| Score: 3.14285 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 334
	When at a resturuant, never slurp your drink . It's annoying to the people around you .
	alex burroughs, October 11, 2009 \| Score: 3.77779 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 333
	You may never hold the door to an elevator open in order to finish a conversation with someone outside the elevator. Even if it is empty, someone is waiting for it. Step out and finish or have the other guy get in.
	Mike, September 30, 2009 \| Score: 4.28571 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 332
	If you are over 50 years old, you may not own a convertable or motorcycle.
	Alex Burroughs, September 22, 2009 \| Score: 1.625 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 331
	Do not sing the theme for "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" while in the restroom at work with another co-worker.
	Steve-O, September 18, 2009 \| Score: 2.8889 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 330
	Do not fly a kite with 1000 ft of string if you just gotta reel the stupid thing in again......
	Buzz, September 15, 2009 \| Score: 2.25 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 329
	Never attempt to ignite fireworks while intoxicated..........................
	Buzz, September 14, 2009 \| Score: 2.83333 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 328
	Sending a Thank You note is the polite thing to do - espcially if you could not offer the Thanks in person.
	aunt bev, September 07, 2009 \| Score: 3.6 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 327
	You should only need to have one phonebook that covers the area where you live (we currently receive 6 - every year)...
	aunt bev, September 07, 2009 \| Score: 3.5 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 326
	When using a public men's bathroom, do not unzip your fly until you have completely approached and squared off against the urinal.
	Buzz, September 03, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 325
	When dining out, do not touch or discuss the bill UNTIL EVERYONE IS FINISHED EATING.
	Buzz, September 01, 2009 \| Score: 3.4 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 324
	If you're holding a party at your place, always put 2 rolls of toilet paper in each bathroom.
	Alex Burroughs, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 323
	Ban Buzz from therulesforlife.
	Alex Burroughs, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 4.4 \| Votes: 5 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 322
	If you're driving behind another car, and you're going straight and the car decides to turn, if there's enough room between the car and the side of the road, go around!
	Alex Burroughs, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 3.71429 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 321
	If you're a door to door salesman, and you go up to a house, after 1 or 2 knocks on the door or rings on the doorbell, LEAVE. Do not bother the people in the house. Do not pound on the door or shout. They obviously don't want anything to do with you.
	Alex Burroughs, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 320
	Never eat a Snickers bar with a knife and a fork, it is disconcerting to watch. If you don't want to get your fingers messy then have something else to eat.
	King Tut, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 3.66667 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (5)


	Life Rule 319
	Never open the milk carton from the wrong side. Take one look at it and open it from the right side, it is clearly marked. I almost can't drink the milk if it is opened from the wrong side. Same rule applies for opening a bag of chips from the bottom instead of the top.
	King Tut, August 31, 2009 \| Score: 3 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 318
	When at any sort of eating table at a resturaunt, or in your house , do NOT text or talk on your phone. Turn the volume down. It is just extremely rude.
	Alex Burroughs, August 29, 2009 \| Score: 4.5 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 317
	One is never allowed to bring their young children to the work place, even during their lunch hour. If I wanted to work with kids during the day, I would have chosen to work at a Day Care Center.
	Dave, August 26, 2009 \| Score: 2.6 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 316
	Do not count your money public.
	Alex Burroughs, August 26, 2009 \| Score: 3.44444 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (6)


	Life Rule 315
	When shopping, do not put an item in your shopping cart if you are not sure that you're going to buy it. If you can make this decision in the checkout lane then you should have been able to do the same thing while shopping. People waiting to pay should not have to watch you deliberate.
	mathishard, August 25, 2009 \| Score: 4.33333 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 314
	Try to be polite and patient with older people, they have lived long enough that they should have already earned your respect.
	King Tut, August 25, 2009 \| Score: 4.375 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 313
	If you tell someone that you will do something, then follow through and do it. Even if it turns out to be inconvenient or expensive, your word is you bond and shouldn't be treated lightly, it defines who you are so don't commit unless you are really sure.
	King Tut, August 25, 2009 \| Score: 4.75 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 312
	If you fall out of bed while having sex, try to land on your back so you don't hurt anything important...
	King Tut, August 25, 2009 \| Score: 3.16667 \| Votes: 6 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 311
	If your outside light is close enough to reflect into your neighbor's bedroom window, do not leave it on all night.
	faye, August 24, 2009 \| Score: 3.88889 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)


	Life Rule 310
	If you've been told you can't sing, and if you know you cannot sing, do not sing in public.
	Alex Burroughs, August 24, 2009 \| Score: 3.55556 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (4)


	Life Rule 309
	If you buy pants with writing on the ass then you are forcing people to look at your butt because it is human nature to read words no matter where they are. This makes you a tramp. If you buy these pants for your young daughter, this makes you a bad parent.
	mathishard, August 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.22222 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 308
	If you need to use a walk-up ATM that is in one of those little enclosed glass rooms and someone is already in there, DO NOT swipe your card and stand in the little room to wait your turn. Even in broad daylight it's creepy.
	mathishard, August 23, 2009 \| Score: 4.25 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 307
	Anywhere in public, may you never lean back in your chair.
	Alex Burroughs, August 23, 2009 \| Score: 2.66667 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 306
	If you're holding a yard sale, nothing can be over 20$.
	Alex Burroughs, August 22, 2009 \| Score: 2.75 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 305
	Don't send a thank you card to someone thanking them for sending you a thank you card.
	Alex Burroughs, August 22, 2009 \| Score: 4 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (3)


	Life Rule 304
	When on a short flight try to avoid changing your kids diaper on the middle seat, especially if someone is trapped in the window seat.
	Steve-O, August 19, 2009 \| Score: 3.75 \| Votes: 8 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 303
	If you're in a fast food restaurant with your family, find out what everyone wants BEFORE you go up to the counter and spend ten minutes arguing with your preschoolers.
	Steve-O, August 19, 2009 \| Score: 4.4 \| Votes: 10 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (2)


	Life Rule 302
	In the gym do not do curls directly in front of the rack of dumbbells blocking other people from accessing the half of the unused dumbbells so you can get a close up of yourself in the mirror.
	Mike, August 18, 2009 \| Score: 4.14286 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 301
	Having a baby with you is not an excuse to leave a stroller in the middle of the aisle on a crowded train. All baby accessories must adhere to the rules as if they are an extension of the parent.
	Mike, August 18, 2009 \| Score: 4.42857 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (1)


	Life Rule 300
	If there is a ring of dirt in your toilet bowl, trying to clean it with your piss it not acceptable. You must use a toilet-designated brush and soap.
	uneek245, August 17, 2009 \| Score: 3.57143 \| Votes: 7 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (6)


	Life Rule 299
	When in a relationship, the male must be taller than the female.
	Alex Burroughs, August 15, 2009 \| Score: 2.44444 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (7)


	Life Rule 298
	When checking out at a cash register, have your money ready. Do not stand there searching through your wallet making the cashier (and people behind you) pissed.
	Alex Burroughs, August 15, 2009 \| Score: 4.22222 \| Votes: 9 \| Like this rule? You must Login to vote \| Send \| Print \| Coms (0)

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