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Life Rule 377
Real Housewives of New Jersey is officially the greatest show on TV!!!!
Buzz, September 07, 2010 | Score: 0 | Votes: 0 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 376
If your gym has a nice 4 lane swimming pool, and all 4 lanes are being used by 4 different swimmers, NO you cannot ask to share a lane with one of the swimmers!!
Buzz, August 10, 2010 | Score: 1.5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 375
Do not smoke near the entrances to a building where others will be entering and exiting.
faye, June 13, 2010 | Score: 4.5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 374
Do not cut through other people's yards.
faye, June 13, 2010 | Score: 3.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 373
One is never allowed to wear a pair of running sneakers/flip flops with formal, fancy dress attire.
alex burroughs, May 01, 2010 | Score: 2 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 372
One is never allowed to talk on a 'Walkie-Talkie' style cell phone in public. The entire public community does NOT want to listen to your entire conversation, including the person whom is being talked to.
Dave, April 02, 2010 | Score: 4.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 371
If you\\\'re a male and of the age 40 or older, you\\\'re never allowed to dye your hair blonde.
Dave, April 02, 2010 | Score: 3.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 370
Don't own a dog if you're just going to tie it up all day not pay any attention to it.
alex burroughs, March 26, 2010 | Score: 5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 369
Dear US Government, don't send me a letter telling me I am going to get another letter in about a week. A perfect example of government waste.
Adam, March 17, 2010 | Score: 4.66667 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 368
If you are the US Gov't, you cannot mail out 120 million 2010 Census Forms with the word "Negro" printed on it.
Buzz, March 17, 2010 | Score: 4 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 367
If a woman carries a purse larger than a pen, then it must contain a pen.
Adam, March 14, 2010 | Score: 2.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 366
Clothes shall never be applied, in any situation, to any type of pet, ever.
Adam, March 13, 2010 | Score: 3.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 365
Never get into a pool with a "Killer" Whale.........
Buzz, February 25, 2010 | Score: 4.5 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 364
If you are in a conversation and someone says "So and So told me about you", do not ever reply with "Hopefully it's all good"
Jim, February 16, 2010 | Score: 2.5 | Votes: 2 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 363
Don't follow someone into the bathroom at work and continue your conversation while they're sitting on the crapper.
Steve-O, January 27, 2010 | Score: 4.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 362
Try to refrain from eating a bowl of spaghetti, or some other food that has the capability of looking really nasty when being shoveled into your gaping orifice, until AFTER shift change is over.
Steve-O, January 27, 2010 | Score: 3.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 361
Buses should be prohibited from stopping at train tracks that are clearly out of service and have been for many years.
Adam, January 22, 2010 | Score: 3.66667 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 360
If you are a snow plow driver, you are NOT allowed to drive 5 abreast with 4 of your other homo snow plow driver friends, taking EVERY available lane, along a 25 mile stretch of Rt 128 North, at 10 miles/hr!!!!!
Buzz, January 20, 2010 | Score: 2.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 359
Do not have personal whispered conversations during a whole group work meeting.
faye, January 14, 2010 | Score: 4.25 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 358
Read the rules sober - play the game drunk
uncle neilie, January 11, 2010 | Score: 4 | Votes: 4 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 357
If someone makes a mistake, deal with it and then move on. It doesn't do any good to remind someone of their past mistakes over and over again. The past can't be changed and reminding someone of past failures only aggravates the situation.
King Tut, January 11, 2010 | Score: 4.33333 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 356
Never force someone to admit they didn't like something you cooked for them (especially if they are trying to be discreet about not liking it) by sayingrn"What's the matter, didn't you like the..."
Mike, January 06, 2010 | Score: 3.66667 | Votes: 3 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 355
Never give someone ties or socks for their birthday.
alex burroughs, January 02, 2010 | Score: 3 | Votes: 5 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 354
You are only allowed to wear a santa hat from the start if the 12 days before Christmas to New Year's. Never any other time.
alex burroughs, December 29, 2009 | Score: 3.16667 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 353
When leaving a voice message, never state in the message, ‘I’ve got a question for you, please call me back. By stating this, the purpose of the voice message is being defeated. The proper voice message would be to just ask the question directly.
Dave, December 25, 2009 | Score: 3 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 352
If you are seriously considering taking your gold, putting it in an envelope and mailing it to "CASH FOR GOLD,"... STOP. Call a financially responsible friend and ask for complementary guidance.
Adam, December 21, 2009 | Score: 4.5 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 351
George Lopez should not be allowed on television under any circumstances, ever.
Adam, December 18, 2009 | Score: 3 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (6)   
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Life Rule 350
When putting on your coat or jacket and there are others in your vicinity, always look behind you before putting your arm in the sleeve.
Jim, December 14, 2009 | Score: 4 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 349
If you enter an elevator and there is at least one other person on it (but not so many that you have to squeeze in) take note of which floor they have presssed. If they will be exiting prior to your departure, then step to the back or to the side prior to elevator reaching the floor, so the person does not have to say "Excuse Me"
Jim, November 30, 2009 | Score: 4.14286 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 348
If you happen to say something inappropriate when you don't mean to and it deserves a "thats what she said" comment, wait for someone else to say it . Don't say it yourself.
alex burroughs, November 29, 2009 | Score: 3.57143 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (4)   
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Life Rule 347
If you're selling your house and put together an open house , get rid of as many personal items as you can . (This includes picture frames of friends and family , pictures your kids drew hung on your refrigerator, toys..etc.)
Alex Burroughs, November 22, 2009 | Score: 4.125 | Votes: 8 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (4)   
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Life Rule 346
Never get a tattoo unless you plan to keep your body in good physical condition. If you have a tattoo and you're fat, you just look silly.
Buzz, November 18, 2009 | Score: 2.83333 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 345
Never operate a vehicle in a manner that will require another driver to apply his/her brakes.
Buzz, November 18, 2009 | Score: 3.16667 | Votes: 6 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (1)   
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Life Rule 344
When you're at an intersection, don't argue with the car across from you for 5 minutes over who should turn first . !
Alex Burroughs, November 13, 2009 | Score: 3.85715 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 343
If you know you have B.O or just smell bad because of any reason, do not go out in public without taking a shower first.
Alex Burroughs, November 11, 2009 | Score: 3.85715 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 342
Do not feel guilty to keep bothering your waiter/waitress at a restaurant. It's his/her job to keep you as satisfied as possible. (Exception: Only bother him/her when they pass by your table. Do not shout for him/her)
Alex Burroughs, November 11, 2009 | Score: 4.14286 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (0)   
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Life Rule 341
The world should be working to ban daylight savings time.
Adam, November 04, 2009 | Score: 3.71429 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 340
Whenever in public outside, never spit on the ground while there's people around you . ( This includes saliva, gum, food, etc.)
Alex Burroughs, November 04, 2009 | Score: 3.25 | Votes: 8 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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Life Rule 339
Men are never allowed to wear sandals with any type of dress attire, especially when it involves a wedding ceremony.
Dave, October 24, 2009 | Score: 3.57143 | Votes: 7 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (3)   
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Life Rule 338
If you put up Christmas lights for the Christmas season, after the season's over, take them off!
Alex Burroughs, October 22, 2009 | Score: 4.375 | Votes: 8 | Like this rule? You must Login to vote | Send | Print | Coms (2)   
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